Inside the Secret Journey: How White South Africans Are Quietly Finding Refuge in America
Who knew “refugee” could come with a side of $13 billion in space flight tech—and an all-expenses-paid one-way ticket to Tucker Carlson’s soundproof basement? I’ll admit, when the Trump administration declared it would fast-track white South Africans fleeing “genocide,” my first thought was, “Wow, is this the script for a new Netflix dystopian satire, or just reality with the dial stuck on ‘absurd’?” There’s something genuinely jaw-dropping (or, you know, gag-inducing) about policies that pair eugenicist health screenings with—wait for it—protection from the dangers of human rights activists. So as you scroll through this list of so-called “measures” designed to welcome Afrikaners with open arms (and, apparently, closed ears—yes, humming through interviews is now federal protocol), ask yourself: At what point does government policy cross from dark comedy into pure performance art? Still skeptical? You haven’t even heard how the new neighbors are chosen . . . LEARN MORE.Claiming they are targets of genocide and discrimination, the Trump administration has granted white South Africans expedited refugee status. Here are the measures the U.S. government is taking to help resettle Afrikaners.
Requiring them to prove they are causing significant hardships in their home country.
Mandating a health screening on arrival completed by a state or local eugenicist.
Making sure they’re up-to-date on their vaccine conspiracies.
Giving each a $13 billion contract for spaceflight technology.
Providing protection from harmful extremists like human rights activists.
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