Mystery Mix-Up: Popular Vodka Seltzers Pulled After Being Mistaken for Another Drink

Imagine reaching for a jolt of energy only to find yourself primed for happy hour instead — talk about a plot twist you didn’t order with your afternoon caffeine fix! So, picture it: you smash open a fresh 12-pack of Celsius for that post-lunch pick-me-up, and suddenly you’re weighing the new risks of unintentional inebriation (and maybe, a giggly Zoom call or two) . I can’t help but wonder: is this the kind of surprise that gets your heart racing in all the wrong ways, or is the universe just recommending we multitask our vices? With cans of High Noon vodka seltzer popping up where Celsius energy drinks belong, the only thing more confused than our taste buds might be our personal trainers . Accidental calories, shocked livers, and misplaced antidepressants — I mean, what a week to be alive . Curious just how far this fizzing fiasco goes? LEARN MORE

Certain 12-packs of Celsius energy drinks have been recalled after a packaging error led them to contain High Noon vodka seltzer instead, posing a risk of unintentional alcohol ingestion. What do you think?

“I’d hate to do damage to my liver when I was just trying to damage my heart.”

Jake Squires, Elevator Tester

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“Someone could have accidentally ingested a calorie.”

Theresa Vo, Kazoo Tuner

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“And here I was thinking my SSRIs finally started working.”

Sam Bell, Fruit Peeler