Mystery Surrounds Death of Pope Francis at 88: Vatican in Shock
Here we go again – another headline that’s got your heart doing somersaults. Pope Francis just kicked the holy bucket at the ripe age of 88. You gotta wonder, when was the last time a Pope got more love than a Kardashian? His humble style and that Latin American vibe charmed even the atheists among us . But what now?
Life is about to get real interesting; the conclave’s gonna be a smoke show! So, what do you think? Funeral selfie? Instalike. Show some solidarity – or maybe not? Without our pontiff with a penchant for the poor, how will the Vatican’s Instagram feed cope?
We’ve all been there, reminiscing over a few cold ones – about the dead, never with the dead, right? But like any good marketer knows, every situation is ripe for a pivot. “Presbyterians, now’s our chance to strike!” – shouted by one Robyn Phillips, a wiring inspector, who clearly missed the memo on tact. And while Edgar Herrera, a horn tuner (like you ever see those around?),thinks this isn’t ‘Pius XI’ sad.
But it’s not all weepie-water (I mean, crying). Nathan Dinkins, a backup vet (who knew those existed?), remarked, “Gravy train’s over, global poor!” Gold, Jerry, gold!
So here’s to Francis, the internet’s most humble influencer, who broke the internet’s collective heart. Curtsies, digital prayers, and a big amen that we don’t all get sadder than Bruce Wayne at a parent/teacher conference. Rest in Peace in absolutely everyone’s digital hearts.
Pope Francis, the Catholic Church’s first Latin American pontiff and a leader who charmed the world with his humble style and concern for the poor, has died at the age of 88. What do you think?
“Presbyterians, now’s our chance to strike!”
Robyn Phillips, Wiring Inspector
“I’m sad, but I’m not ‘Pius XI’ sad.”
Edgar Herrera, Horn Tuner
“Gravy train’s over, global poor!”
Nathan Dinkins, Backup Veterinarian
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