Unbelievable Success: How The Onion Took Over the Box Office Against All Odds

Snow White: Disney’s latest live-action remake of an animated film will finally answer the question fans have asked for
decades: Does Snow White have visible pores?

15 YouTube Videos Reviewing Train Food: In an attempt to appeal to reluctant theatergoers, cinemas are screening a run of algorithmi- cally suggested, low-stakes videos that you
can watch while doing chores.

Gex: The Revenge Of Rez: Remember Gex, the wise-cracking Gecko from the ’90s platformer video game series? Sony Pictures sure as shit
hopes you do.

Book Club 2049: In a futuristic dystopian megacity, Diane Keaton and Jane Fonda meet to discuss literature, and even rekindle some
relationships with android replicants from their past.

The Woman In The Yard: This haunting psychological thriller is clearly a naked ploy to
sell Woman In The Yard action figures.

Companion: Sophie Thatcher and Jack Quaid headline a sci-fi thriller that dares to imagine a society in which women are treated as disposable sex objects.