“Unlocking the Secret: Are These Timeless Photos the Key to Proving Peter Pan Lives Among Us?”
Now you just have to figure out how to get your wife to read you bedtime stories that aren’t about how uncool it was that Karen from accounting took the last donut from the breakroom, even though she’s always bragging about her Southbeach Diet.
It’s A Known Fact That Men Love Fire
Humanity was born around taming fire, but men are a little more obsessed with it than women. Girls are so over it, but something about lighting off a firework or starting up a bonfire hypes any man up.
This dad-in-law is so stoked about having sparklers at the wedding that he just can’t contain it.
I See What He’s Doing Here
It may seem childish, but having a sense of humor is one of the ways adult men can get away with so much. Why do you think the dad joke was invented? To distract wives from all the house projects you never finish.
This pilot saw the opportunity to use an innocent traffic stick to mess with all his passengers, and it’s legendary.
If You Have To Adult, Have Some Fun With It
I knew I was officially an adult the moment I got excited to go to Home Depot at 9 AM on a Saturday. Buying compost bins has never been so exciting.
Yes, Home Depot is just a part of adulthood, but these two guys show that growing up doesn’t have to mean getting old.
You Won’t Defeat Captain Hook If You’re Asleep
Napping abilities are probably the only thing about men that do change as they grow up. No 8-year-old boy wants to nap, but every naptime is the best time for any 28-year-old father.
If you can’t fall asleep within five minutes while on a recliner chair with your arms folded across your chest, are you really a dad?
Total Eclipse Of The Head
There was a storm during the 2017 North America total solar eclipse, so this dad improvised and brought the eclipse inside. This is the type of ingenuity only a small child could figure out.
The better move would have been a total eclipse of the beer gut.
The Kid’s Menu Should Apply To Grown Up Men Too
We all know that one person who always orders the chicken strips and fries at every restaurant they go. They might as well be served a sippy cup like this guy was.
Someone should change the kid’s menu to say, “Children 12 and under, and men of all ages.”
Not Your Typical Cute Couple Photo
This reminds me of the time my entire extended family was out to a nice dinner, and I watched my young cousin place a wet-nap over his face, poke through eyes and a mouth hole, then proceed to sip his chocolate milk through the hole for five minutes.
Literal hard evidence that men have the same sense of humor all their life.
“Okay, We’ll Get The Pink Collar If I Can Use Her As A Machine Gun”
Life is full of compromises. Like when you don’t want a cat, but your girlfriend does, so you end up getting a cat with a neon pink collar.
The trick is to find a way to make the decision benefit both of you. It looks like this guy has figured out a way to do that by turning a cute kitten in a deadly killing machine.
This Is Why Men Can’t Be Trusted Alone In Craft Stores
The only thing riskier than letting the man do the grocery shopping is leaving him alone with the kid while you shop. Men revert to their childish ways when left alone with a kid, which is why they’re so great at playtime.
This dad was left alone for 5 minutes in the craft store and ended up recreating a Renaissance painting. It’s actually kind of impressive.
He’s Graduated To The 21st Century
A lot has changed over the years, but sex continues to sell. From nudie magazines to VHS tapes, to the age of the internet, men have always found a way.
As you get older, you care less about hiding it and end up being this old guy looking for nudes in the Apple store.
Googly. Eyes. Everywhere.
There are two things in life men should not be allowed to buy: googly eyes and label makers. They will have way too much fun with both of them.
Before you know it, you’ll end up with googly eyes on the dog’s butt and a label on every single thing in the house.
