“10 Outrageously Quirky Christmas Decorations You Won’t Believe Actually Exist!”
Wait, did whoever do this go to all this trouble just so they could make a “Chairy Christmas” pun? Wow.
Wait, did whoever do this go to all this trouble just so they could make a “Chairy Christmas” pun? Wow.
It may not be the greenest wreath we’ve seen at Christmastime, but it’s definitely colorful, and I suppose it gets the job done.
I mean, would you rather look at this or those creepy trees made of teeth molds that you see at some dentist offices?
But still, we can’t deny how lovingly those mashed potatoes were made into Santa’s beard and how much ingenuity went into really making this look like the big guy.
They did always describe him as having a cherry nose, but I suppose cherry tomato counts.
Even taking into account that they apparently have a couple of unicorns as pets, it’s not exactly hard to understand why Earl and Ethel, the Christmas monkeys, never joined the holiday canon.
I made those names up, by the way. I don’t actually know what’s going on here.
To be honest, it’s actually pretty cute to see what this building’s janitorial staff was able to make out of just some toilet paper rolls and a brush.
I’m not sure why they wanted us to look over our shoulders for Santa’s elves. It’s not our fault that we had to take a roll off the tree; they used it all up!