“10 Outrageously Quirky Christmas Decorations You Won’t Believe Actually Exist!”
Of course, nothing rings in the holidays like a…Scotch egg?
I mean, I’m not going to fault the level of detail that went into this ornament. It just seems like kind of weird thing to associate with Christmas.
Granted, I’m not in Scotland so maybe I’m just not up on the traditions there. Maybe that’s what Santa gets instead of milk and cookies.
Krampus is a bit on the spookier side
Because while some cultures treat Christmas as simply a time of unalloyed joy, others warn their kids that they may have to deal with someone like Krampus here.
A lump of coal in the stocking isn’t looking so bad now, huh?
Christmas but make it Halloween
Because as we’ve seen, most people who try to blend Halloween and Christmas think that means you have to make Christmas scary.
But this happy little tree shows us even the spooky season can be a perfectly cozy and whimsical time of year. These don’t look like mean pumpkins to me.
A strange group of characters.
But whether it’s due to the way they’re standing or how the light is hitting them, it really does look like they’ll suddenly get closer if we turn our backs for a second.
I’m not trying to come to play with them forever and ever and ever, thanks.
