13 Jaw-Dropping Celebrity Encounters That Took a Hilariously Awkward Turn
Have you ever opened a door at the exact moment someone else was about to do the same thing on the other side and bashed their head in? My mom did this to Leonard Nimoy.
Back in 05 or 06 when I was working for my college’s event planning board, Dane Cook came to the campus for a huge comedy show and to film an episode of his HBO comedy show, Tourgasm. My job for the day was to be a runner, meaning I’d drive people wherever they needed to go. Usually that meant picking up lunches and buying guitar picks, but for the Tourgasm crew, it meant driving them up to lunch in Baltimore. I was actually pretty pumped, because (at the time) I was a fan, and (more importantly) the restaurant is pretty well known for serving delicious Maryland crabs. Dane’s agent was a local and really wanted to go to this place, and Dane had been throwing a tantrum about it all morning–why couldn’t we just get somethign close? What’s so great about Maryland crabs? Waah waah waah.
We’re in the car, and he starts up again, this time, laying in to me. First, he criticized my driving (it was a huge 13 passenger van; cut me some slack), saying I was going too fast after complaining about how long the trip was taking. Then he asks me, how much longer until we get there. There was a little traffic, so I figured I’d exaggerate a bit and hopefully we’d get there sooner. I told him it’d be another 15-20 minutes, and he starts complaining again. Finally I snap and say something like, ‘you’re the ones who wanted to go here. We’ll get there when we get there.’ They ended up airing that bit in the episode, and I haven’t laughed at a Dane Cook joke since.
tl;dr I scolded Dane Cook like a child, and it aired on HBO.
My mom was organizing a book signing for Bill Cosby and she messed up the scheduling so the fans arrived 30 minutes early. Cosby flipped out and started pointing at my mom saying, “THIS woman right here, she messed everything up! Blame her for your problems!”
I ran into Tom DeLonge from Blink 182 a couple years ago at a starbucks. I recognized who he was and said, “I used to love you guys!” he looked at me and said, “What do you mean, used too?” Then walked off. I really meant to say a compliment. Oh well.
My granddad once beat up Andy Rooney to take Judy Garland out on a date.
No, really. He beat the s**t out of him.
My father almost hit John Cena with his car at an event when I was younger. In that instance, you really couldn’t see him …
I was waiting tables at a nice restaurant when Pauley Shore came in and sat in my section with his entourage. I waited on him and at one point I had spilled some mustard on the table and Pauley said, “Duuude. You spilled the muuuuustard!” And yes, he was stoned off his gourd.
I was a bike courier in Philadelphia during the filming of “Law Abiding Citizen”. Part of the job was to deliver/pickup documents from city hall, where most of the filming was going on. So one day I got out of the elevator in a huge rush only to walk into a crowd of people. I realized it was because Jamie Foxx and his henchmen were waiting for a ride up, trying to block fans away. So I ended up, in my rushed state, ramming into him and yelling “Outta my way, Jamie Foxx!” Only to get awkward glances from most people that saw…guess I took my job pretty seriously..
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