“20 Hilariously Awkward Christmas Decor Fails That Will Make You Question Your Holiday Spirit!”
That Should Be An Interesting Breakfast
Ah, a good ol’ marquee sign. Telling people useful information about events and relaying insightful quotes since forever. Oh, and also delivering endless laughter when some spells something wrong or when someone tweaks the original message.
When Lindemann Elementary School posted the details of their December breakfast on the school’s marquee sign, a small spelling mistake took the sign from sweet and innocent to inappropriate and honestly, downright hilarious! We think it’s safe to say that this event is featuring Santa and not the other dude, but who knows?
Gold, Frankincense, Myrrh, and Miller Light
Christmas is synonymous with alcohol, right? Well, apparently, baby Jesus feels the same way. It appears that moments after birth, he was presented with a fresh 30 pack of Miller Light to help celebrate his immaculate conception and birth. After revelers drank all of the beer, the empty box served as a perfect place for baby Jesus to lay his head and wait for the three Wise Men to show up with the rest of his gifts.
We don’t know about you, but this looks like the true spirit of Christmas to us. Either that, or this creative crèche is on display on the front porch of the local fraternity house.
It All Makes Sense Now
You wanted to know why Santa’s cheeks were always so red and Cancer the reindeer was the one he cut from the team to make room for Rudolph. Well, now you have your answer. In addition to having a very poor influence on Santa, Cancer was a heavy smoker who wasn’t conditioned enough to make it through the night.
