“20 Hilariously Awkward Christmas Decor Fails That Will Make You Question Your Holiday Spirit!”
Let’s just hope that this billboard did the trick and Marc was able to score a Latina girlfriend just in time for the holidays. It probably took hours to sort through all of the emails he received at [email protected]
This Elf On The Shelf Is Banned From The Kitchen
Elf on the Shelf is a favorite holiday tradition for many, but after seeing this Christmas fail, you might never look at this smiling little elf the same way. If you’re not familiar with Elf on the Shelf, here’s the gist. It originated as a children’s picture book in 2005. The book tells the story of how Santa Claus knows who is naughty and who is nice thanks to his elves who visit children between Thanksgiving an Christmas.
It turned into a wildly popular tradition for people to move the elf to surprise locations throughout their homes. While people get creative hiding this little guy here and there, we suggest he stays out of the kitchen (and maybe the bathroom for that matter!)
How to Disrespect Christmas 101
I’ve always been under the impression that any toilet-related joke is usually a sign of disrespect. What did Santa ever do to you for you to end up decorating your toilet in his likeness? Not only is this one of the weirdest Christmas decorations of all time, but the entire thing is a breeding ground for bacteria.
Since you had the audacity to have either purchased this or, God forbid, took the time to make it, we’re sure it’s never been washed. Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal.
