“20 Hilariously Awkward Christmas Decor Fails That Will Make You Question Your Holiday Spirit!”
The Grinch Is Real
Who actually goes around stealing Christmas decorations. That has to be one of the lowest things anyone can do. Think about it. Someone worked hard not only to pay for those decorations but to put them up instead. And then, out of nowhere, another person swoops in a steals their Christmas cheer. This is Grinch come to life. The nerve.
Whoever did this needs to be punished to the full extent of the law. This criminal needs to be prosecuted under special, Christmas circumstances. I’m calling for 25 years to life, without the possibility of parole. I say we lock him up for good and throw away the key so that he can never steal Christmas again.
Low Key Haters
This is for the people who want to participate and seem festive but low key hates the holiday. Apparently, everything can be Christmas themed, including toilet paper. Instead of just telling people you wipe your butt with Christmas decorations, you can buy a few rolls of this stuff and literally wipe your bum with Santa’s face.
If you’re someone who finds the holidays unbearable it might just be the thing that helps you get through all the awful tunes, fake cheer and dreadful weather this holiday season. But, you don’t have to take my word for it, try it out yourself.
The Evil Elf
This isn’t your average Elf on the Shelf. This is the evil elf, sent to earth by the devil and planted within Santa’s ranks with one task, and one task only, to ruin Christmas. Each year, Lucifer sends a different elf to infiltrate Santa’s operation and it becomes a race to see whether or not the evil elf can complete his mission before Santa discovers him.
