32 Mind-Blowing Analogies That Break Down Medical Mysteries Like Never Before
Ever tried explaining medical mumbo jumbo to someone who can’t tell a stethoscope from a spaghetti strainer? Yeah, been there. Healthcare pros have long been juggling the impossible: translating complex, often scary medical jargon into everyday lingo that actually makes sense. Turns out, the secret weapon? Wild, off-the-wall analogies that turn your body’s inner workings into everything from soggy dishwashers to grumpy old neighbors. Rachel Courville, a vet with a knack for words, rallied the troops—doctors, nurses, and other medical wizards—to spill the craziest, funniest comparisons they use to get their point across. And trust me, if Shakespeare had a subreddit, he’d be binge-reading these! Ready to get your mind blown and maybe even laugh while learning why your pancreas might just be that ‘creepy old neighbor’? Buckle up—this is medicine like you’ve never heard it before. <a href="https://www.threads.com/@bellavetdvm/post/DIP9uqHMb6A?xmt=AQF0u8iTX1fmQwJzzHfqcB4jT7OY0e92MB9T3-jPB5ZA” target=”_blank” rel=”noopener noreferrer nofollow”>LEARN MORE
Doctors, nurses, and other healthcare workers often have to describe complex medical concepts to patients who have very limited knowledge in the field, and out of this necessity, many have had no choice but to digest the difficult language into something easier to understand. So, Rachel Courville, who herself is a veterinarian from Chicago, asked these poets-on-demand to share the absolute wildest analogies they’ve used to get their points across. People from the industry eagerly answered her call, and only if Shakespeare could read their replies!
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Depression: Imagine you are walking around with a motorcycle helmet on all the time. You can still make contact with the world, but it takes so much more effort because there is something between you and the rest of the world that interferes.
For the cough taking forever to resolve after pneumonia: it’s like the germs threw a ticker tape parade in your lungs. The people from the parade went home, meaning the germs are dead. But there’s a huge mess in the streets for your body to clean up.
Going to sleep is like a dishwasher.
(During sleep cerebral spinal fluid flows in and out of the brain to remove Amyloid-beta and other metabolic waste that accumulate during the day – identical to how a dishwasher fills then drains to clean your dishware. Going without sleep for extended periods is like eating off a dirty plate with rotting foodstuffs on it.)
I explain the effects of unresolved trauma to patients like playing a game of wack a mole. If you don’t address it, it starts popping up in other areas, like blood pressure, migraines, GI issues, etc.
Fibromyalgia is like when you go the gym for the first time and do a really heavy workout and then everytime you move the following day your muscles scream at you – except you never did the work out and your muscles are still screaming.
When my psych patients get stuck on having several diagnoses I remind them a label is a label. If I call my cat a dog it’s still a cat and needs what it needs. You need what you need so quit focusing on a diagnosis as your identity. You’re you.
Heart attack patient: Your heart isn’t a Lambo anymore. It’s a Honda. Hondas hate hills. But they’ll last you if you treat them right.
Patient was trying to the same amount of work as before right after.
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