32 Unbelievable Revenge Stories That Prove Breakups Can Lead to Epic Comebacks
We both played French horn in the high school band and he really wanted to make the all city band, so I practiced the music they wanted us to perform in tryouts for hours every night for months to take his spot from him. I ended up getting last chair and he got first alternate.
I caught my ex husband cheating. Lovely. He was obsessed with his band T-shirt collection. He kept them in a glass cabinet. I neatly placed them in a large bin bag, then popped in the massage oil bottle he’d been using with his girlfriend. With the lid off. Tied it up and passed it on to him to collect. He was devastated haha.
I was contributing to his mortgage and taking care of his son. He still didn’t think I was doing enough.
I left him 3 years ago and still use his Amazon account (he added me as a family member, so he can’t see my purchases) and changed his Costco membership address, so I’d get his annual rewards check.
He’s too lazy to check any of these things.
When I was a senior in high school, I was dating a senior in college. I was not sexually active yet, but working my way towards it rapidly. We’d been dating for a year when I heard from a classmate that the friend who had introduced us had visited him at college and slept with him. She was telling our mutual friends and made them promise not to tell me. One girl felt I should know, thank goodness. I was in love with him and was devastated.
The petty part? He was coming home for the weekend. I let him ride his motorcycle the 4 1/2 hours home for our date (which left him exhausted) in bad weather just to coldly break up with him about 10 minutes after he picked me up. I told him never to speak to me again.
He regretted it. Oh my god, did he regret it. 😄 He was still trying to get me back 5 years later, and asked a classmate of mine to find out if I was still married at my 15 year high school reunion!
My ex was cheating, and I found out right before a destination wedding (one of her friends, not a weddingI was invited to). Left her in the airport when she went to the toilet. Went to the seaside resort I’d booked last minute for a week and changed my flight home. Had a great time on holiday by myself and went on with my life.
Best part? In this girls culture, the bride and groom choose an unmarried couple to present as the next to tie the knot. She got humiliated in that moment. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer person.
I was actually happy single and it pained him. I know that’s tiny potatoes, but he punished himself and is having trouble living with it. I found out he was basically cheating on me despite supposedly being engaged to me. He very quickly managed to get pregnant the side piece. He then rapidly married the side piece and didn’t get to have a lovely wedding, more like at the courthouse in a hurry. She didn’t have a green card yet and had hopped the border illegally. He is clearly unhappy and it was extremely obvious when I saw them in passing at the grocery store. I smiled and waved and was too polite. I think he wanted to [end] me right there in the checkout line.
She cheated, we broke up and went to move out of the house we were renting. Before she came to collect her things, I removed a very small piece out of her computer id helped her build so that it would no longer work next time she switched it on. (Hard drive pin if anyone cares). Cue an angry call a few weeks later and me going gee I have no idea what’s wrong with it sorry :D.
It was the TV.
You see, my ex, and her whole family were competitive. So freaking competitive over nothing…like they would shoot down each other’s idea for going out to dinner just so that their idea could be the one that wins. We would spend literal hours deciding where to go out, it was awful.
Anyway, she had gotten a perfectly fine 40” TV one day. Then, her brother got a 42” TV. It drove her mad, she spent weeks researching, looking for deals, and lucked out with a 45” cyber Monday deal and sold the “old” TV to a friend. Her brother couldn’t take it…he waited until after holidays January sale and got a 50” TV…and my ex was devastated…
Anyway, separate from the family drama, my ex and I had an ugly messy breakup. She had someone lined up to replace me and went and lived with him within 3 days of us splitting. She didn’t want any of her things, until she found out that I had a date coming up and insisted I return her TV to her as a means of making my evening hectic before my date.
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