39 Shocking Confessions Reveal the Untold Truths of Hooking Up with a Friend’s Parent
Me and B’s dad were just chatting and joking (all aware I am gayish) playing on his pool table/sharing a beer. He started given me a jokey chat about looking after B as she’d hadn’t been away by herself (we were maybe 17 at the time).
– B’s dad was semi-famous for 2 things; supposedly how he would “go down on big birds for hours” (that’s Brit slang for larger ladies) and his massive d**k.-
B’s dad and I were sat down in his conservatory, I was sat on the sofa and he was sat across from me. He had been wearing these short shorts and at the angle I was at I could see his d**k popping out. I evidently had made it obvious and he starts jokingly telling me to stop staring. I try to laugh it off, fein embarrassment when really my mouth is starting to water haha.
I started asking how big it actually is and if it was hard etc. He was laughing and saying no, it was very jokey ‘laddy’ at this point. He then started teasing me if I wanted to see it, after a back and forth he pulled his short shorts down really quickly and then back up.
– After that I was enthralled. It still remains the biggest d**k I’ve seen in real life, and I’ve had a**l with a 10″ d**k, his was bigger. –
The next part is fairly embarrassing and awkward but effectively I kept asking him if I could see it again as I was “shocked”. Then I asked if I could touch it, which he said everyone always does…. then it got somewhat intimate as my lips were around his head……. the rest of that would be a trade secret haha.
The worst part came about 18 months later when we all met up for a lunch. He kept teasing me about stuff in front of B and boyfriend, her mum, his then wife and other family about me being “camp” and my weight etc. I remember feeling like I could be a total c**t and out the secret but i loved the rest of the family too much.
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