44 Insane Dating Profile Confessions That Will Shock You—#27 Is Unbelievable
“You should not go out with me if you’re a liberal or believe in credit cards”
I get political beliefs being important to someone, but…credit cards?
A second one: an all caps paragraph about how much they hate you (the reader). Truly unhinged.
I don’t know if I would consider it “disturbing” but one that is etched in my mind is a woman who wrote “I’m 8 and a half months pregnant. It’s a boy!”.
“I’m an Ethically Poly Queen”
“My friends say I’m fun”
“Looking for a real man”
“Feed me”.
“I don’t send the first message.”
On Bumble…where the woman HAS TO send the first message…**meaning she’s either a troll and/or a complete idiot.**.
“JuSt A Pam LoOkInG for her JiM” Jesus Christ.
Also, when their “hobbies” section includes:
Food.
Hanging with friends
Netflix
Traveling
Sarcasm
Aight cool so you enjoy things that 99% of people enjoy. If you were a spice, you’d be flour.
Any woman who puts her children in her profile picture.
I don’t care that you have kids, but you should not be introducing your kids until the relationship gets serious.
Plus, putting your kids in your profile picture is just asking for creeps to message you.
“I like hiking,” after a while of bringing up hiking, asking hiking related questions when I was on dating sites and getting vague responses, it finally dawned on me that putting anything about hiking is code for I don’t date fat men.
“It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has a good taste” and it’s variations.
“I bleed monthly”.
That’s it. I mean cool, I pee 5 or 6 times a day, any other bodily functions you want to discuss?
I can’t remember the app, but this one chick had no preferences at all as far as body type, religion, income, etc.
Except for race. She only wanted a white guy.
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