“50 Jaw-Dropping Questions That Will Make You Rethink What ‘Dumb’ Really Means!”
When I side-eyed her she doubled down, “I know lots of people living in the city who don’t have one!!”.
Not me, but one time some guy who was from the US, who had driven to the west coast of Canada in the summer with his snowboard, asked my grandma where the ski hill was while she was at the gas station… she was like “Uh sir… there is no snow this time of the year…” the american guy couldnt understand how there was no snow in summer… he was like “but this is Canada!”
Hell, even in winter these last couple years, there has been very little snow. I do recall hearing that the Whistler ski hill/resort is facing warming winters that will eventually shut it down forever.
“How long have you been Swedish?”.
I used to work in the UK and a colleague was travelling to the US in early July, I said something about her being there for 4th of July, Independence Day and she asked me “who did they get independence from?”.
Do you curl your hair every day? Why is your hair always curly?
… I dunno, it grows that way, man.
I’m a cook at a bar, someone while reading our food menu said, “French toast?? Is that some kind of beer flavor?”.
“What do Jewish people do?”
In response to me saying that Chinese food places are closed on Thanksgiving.