53 Bold Questions Women Wish They Could Ask Men—No Filters, No Judgments
Very rarely I’ll get someone who laughs; I’ve met some of our best friends that way. *Outside* of that, there are two reactions I get: Quiet horror, where they slink away as if I’m going to r**e their a*s in public or something, and racially charged/homophobic screaming tantrums.
Now here’s the meat (heh) of my questions: Why do so many of you immediately jump to “That’s gay!” when it’s literally the exact opposite? We’re talking about s*x with a woman here. Why would you get mad if you started it? What’s the deal with screaming ni***r when you’re upset about something? I’m not even black for crying out loud, I’m asian. Why do you suddenly get so defensive when I mention tongue punching your sinkhole?
xedralya:
Being penetrated implies a position of lesser power, as males determine power structure on an instinctive level by mating. Weaker social status means limited or no access to high-quality mates. No access to high-quality mates means you and your DNA die alone and in obscurity. It’s all evolutionary psych.
That having been said, never stop saying all of that, because you deserve a medal for threatening to socket the sheriff’s badge.
Does the tv trope of the idiot husband gall you? I just can’t watch that s**t anymore, and I’m a girl!
BettmansDungeonSlave:
There’s the difference of sexes. Watching shows with idiot guys all the time doesn’t bother me. I laugh, I change the channel and move on. Meanwhile women complain, form support groups, and try to get a show cancelled because it’s “demeaning to women”. How about all the shows where some fat lazy slob lands and weds a perfect hottie? How’s that not giving us all false hope that we could land a woman like that too? But we just couldn’t give a s**t. It’s a tv show.
Men, when you need a wee, does your p***s, get bigger change in any way?
Eupatorus:
Depends. Generally none to minor change in size, but I’ve definitely had pee-rections. Morning wood is often a pee-rection for example.
Have you ever gotten your d**k stuck in anything?
thardoc:
Some men have had unfortunate occurrences with zippers, but otherwise this isn’t common.
Do guys ever look at their mom in a sexual way?
Darknessthesorcer:
I never have and can’t imagine that.
Do guys get curious about their friends [private parts]? Do you quietly check them out at the urinal?
Electrical-Bother942:
F**k no. You always leave an empty urinal between you and the bros. You look at the ceiling and don’t talk until after you leave the bathroom.
What’s the longest y’all have went without watching p**n?
anonymous:
13 years from when I was born until I discovered the internet.
How many fingers can you fit up your a*s?
PotatoGod9566:
comfortably 2 but for a short amount of time i can squeeze 3 (I’m gay).
Yehoshua_Hasufel:
only one, and it still wouldn’t be something I’d do eagerly.
Men, where were you on in the early morning of August 31, 1997 and do you have anyone to corroborate that alibi?
Amiiboid:
That was a Sunday so I was in bed with my wife. She’s my alibi.