55 Women Reveal the Shocking Truths About Living With Men That Will Change How You See Relationships Forever
How they are two totally different men with you vs with others. You get to see all of their good that they’d just not care to show anyone else.
They can fart so loud…
Edit: Oh and they like cleanliness too.
You can eat the same exact things, and while you both have gas, his will smell like the very depths of hell.
And no matter how old he is, he will cackle when you get caught in a haze of it.
Some men don’t stand to pee at home. I’ve been married for a decade and never seen my husband pee standing besides when we’re camping, because he only does it in public restrooms. No complaints here. Cleaner bathrooms and I’ve never once complain about the toilet seat position.
Men will throw their dirty clothes on the floor no matter how many hampers you provide.
They poop so much. maybe it’s just my bf. i’ll go once a day maybe twice on a crazy day, he’s going every few hours, his friends too. one time i even got frustrated at it because the bathroom always smelled 😂.
They can all drop five pounds in a month by giving up lunch on Tuesdays. I’m over here eating kimchi and quinoa, sleeping like a princess, counting steps and drinking plain water. I would be lucky to just maintain my weight doing all that.
Oh, and more often than not, the helpless dad in sitcoms is based on real life. I always hoped that was just good comedy. .
That they get really upset when you parkour your short a**e up to the top shelves because that’s just what you do as a small person… My poor other half. I swear he thought I didn’t believe in stepladders or something, and he still has a minor heart attack when I SpiderFortuna my way up the counters to get to s**t I can’t reach in the high cabinets.
I mean, my dad and brother just thought mum and I zooming up the cabinetry was fine, but my man-type-person… Yeah. I’ve given him a lot of grey hairs over the years since living together. I like to think I make life more interesting for him.
How well they cook!
They tend to be very innovative and instinctual, resulting in tasty, unusual dishes.
I didn’t realise how common it was for men not to use toilet paper after urinating.
I brought it up to him. He asked, “why do you think there are no toilet paper rolls at urinals?” My mind was blown. I had never, ever considered that.
Well I thought I knew what guys were like because I have 2 brothers, but my husband is calmer, cleaner, and more responsible. But there is a universal truth that all men love back scratches.
It feels like he is infinitely stronger than me. When we play fight and play wrestle, I am like a helpless, weakling against him. It really makes me resent those women’s self-defense, reels, and TikToks I’ve seen. I think they mislead women and are probably dangerous.
The lacking amount of pants they own. My husband owns 2 pairs of jeans. That’s it. That what he works in what he does fun in. He’ll wear each pair for three days and on laundry day he just lounges around in shorts. Then complains that his pants are ripping.
Also how they can sleep in just about anything. Like my BIL literally sleeps in jorts every night? Like these jorts are specifically designated sleep pants.
Just how much they like b***s. The number of times I’ve had to yell “Mitts off!” at him is astounding. He’s better now.
Men are naturally good at DIY projects. They’re also more practical with money hence the lack of new clothes and non-essentials compared to my mountain of impulse purchases.
I had no idea how much joy men get from just standing around and staring into the fridge for no particular reason.
They don’t know any more about home maintenance than i do. (We learned together).
I noticed that when my husband is quiet for a while , usually there’s something on his mind or he’s a little stressed. we have 3 bedrooms in our trailer and he has his computer in his room , I always know if he’s stressed bc he will close the door. If he leaves it open then I know he’s probably having a good day lol. I’ve never told him this 😂.
That men really aren’t that complicated and enjoy chilling (im so happy he doesn’t need constant attention or empty conversations) he likes his hobbies and completing tasks around the house. Somebody to be there to help you when you’re down without judgements. (Unless you have a defective one, i suggest a hard reset or return to manufacturer for replacement )
Men are like succulents they’re easygoing, but if you aren’t aware of the things that they need to thrive, you can easily end up with a dead plant. They aren’t as strong as they seem, but at the same time, they’re resilient and sturdy. They have different needs for different types of succulent, but overall, they have the same basic needs.
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