“62 Bizarre Culinary Encounters That Will Leave You Questioning Your Taste Buds!”
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#16
Yew berries. The only nonpoisonous part of a tree that every other part is deadly. Including the seed inside.
Do not recommend.
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#17
Literal bull s**t, straight from a bull. It’s not what you think. I mean, it’s not what I would think, with that first sentence, but it’s every bit true.
I was riding in a pasture of heifers, looking for why they’d been freaking out, when I saw one in the middle stand up, suddenly half again the size of every other bovine in the area. Oh.
One of the young bulls somehow got out of a nearby barn and paddock overnight. So I nudged my horse forward to see if I’d lead him out, or chase him out, or maybe I’d need another cowboy if he was feeling obstinant. He wasn’t.
He turned and ran, so it was the chase option, then. No big deal, we do that all the time. So I let my horse do work while I hang out on top and basically just minimize my awkward mass-offset. I was riding a trained horse, so it already knew exactly what to do.
It’s called “cutting” when you herd one animal away from the others. None of this aside from the chase is germaine to the story, but it’s interesting.
As we were following the bull, who was sprinting away, I watched a giant, healthy looking s**t erupt from this idiot’s a**s just as he bucked and kicked both feet back in a young bull’s expression of primal joy. He kicked directly through his own massive s**t, launching chunks of it directly into my face. It blasted my hat clean off.
