“62 Bizarre Culinary Encounters That Will Leave You Questioning Your Taste Buds!”
My mouth had been open. My eyes had been open. My shirt collar was open. Everything had s**t in it. Everything I had. I found s**t in my pants pockets. My horse was covered in it.
That’s one of the rare times I was unhorsed. Completely thrown. In my shock, I just lost focus and ended up on my back, retching up toward the sky. Pretty sure I swallowed some. I had to f*****g chew it just to spit it out.
Had to walk back about 1/4 mile, too. The horse just kept after the bull. They were grazing near each other when I got back to paddock.
Disturbingly sweet. I didn’t expect that. Highly unpleasant.
I’ve never before or since heard my Dad laugh like that. I thought he was going to die from it. It’s the only time I ever saw the man cry.
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#18
A prickly pear. They’re native to my country so we eat then regularly, but whenever I’ve seen someone react to it (that’s not Mexican), they just act like it’s something from another planet.
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#19
I licked a glacier.
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#20
A bat slow-cooked whole, skin, guts, and all, tossed right into the pot.
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#21
A 10’000 Dollar Whisky.
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#22
I was about 1 week into a 2-month stint in the Chornobyl Exclusion Zone, when some of the soldiers we were with dragged half of an elk into camp. By the time I left the project, I’d eaten deer, boar, elk and poultry from the Zone.
Several years on and I still have the normal amount of appendages. Don’t think many people have eaten slightly-irradiated game.