“62 Ingenious Loopholes: Unlocking Secrets That Will Leave You Scratching Your Head!”
Gatorade had an under-the-cap contest one summer (like 20 years ago). And they were still being sold in glass bottles. Well, the glass bottles of lemon ice – you could just flip the bottle over and read the cap without opening it. I must have looked at 500 bottles that Summer and won a bunch of c**p. A CD wallet and a pack of basketball cards were about the best things I won.
When I lived in my first apartment in college we only had 2 parking spaces but 3 of us had cars. I got my car 4 months after we signed the lease so I was the one with no parking pass. My complex was notorious for towing people without passes immediately. I had a geo prism (it’s an incredibly small car) and I eventually realized somehow that if I parked next to the dumpster the tow truck wouldn’t be able to tow me because it couldn’t fit back there, so that’s where I parked everyday for the rest of my lease and never had to pay for parking.
I go to a lot of baseball games, but sometimes the lines are insane, especially for a giveaway.
I found out that if you enter the stadium from the gift shop the line is probably never more than 50 people deep, and you still get whatever the giveaway is.
I mean, some people line up for those giveaways HOURS before gates open.
When I was a kid a KFC by my house used to give out free cups of water without a purchase. They also kept packets of lemon juice and sugar on the condiment counter, so my friends and I would go there several times a day during the summer and make lemonade.
Last year, McDonald’s launched its app and when you registered your email you got a free burger. The great thing was that the app wasn’t verifying the emails so I entered a fake email 3 times a day every day for about 3-4 months and got free Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner. Each sandwich was about $7-$8 because I would add bacon, avacado or an extra patty on mostly ever burger or sandwich. I estimate about $700 – $1000 worth of food.
And I even told atleast 4 other friends that did it with me.
Now I’m just a fat piece of s**t.
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