“62 Ingenious Loopholes: Unlocking Secrets That Will Leave You Scratching Your Head!”
My last job I worked at for 5 years gave me discounts to a ton of things.
I stopped working there, but I never returned my employee card. I still a**se the hell out of it for free parking, free museums, free movie tickets, free subway rides, etc.
Not me- back in around 2004 a friend of mine found out his bank couldn’t charge him fees while in his student overdraft, he also discovered the train company he uses took money sometimes 7 working days after the purchase. He’d buy a train ticket on the day with no money in his account, he’d get the train 3-7 days later the company would try and take the money, it wasn’t there and the bank couldn’t charge him fees. They sent letter after letter and he just kept doing it for years, never picking up his phone to the bank.
One day he goes into branch and the manager summoned him into the back office, explained that he had been manipulating a loop hole and the bank were having to pay for everyone of his train tickets. He shrugged and said I have no money to pay into the account that account will always be empty, just close it. Manager said they couldn’t close it w/out his permission. He asked how much his permission was worth.
£250 quid it was worth and a promise to please use another bank.
Have asked banking friends about this and that loophole is now well and truly closed sadly.
Before they changed the machine, if you played Hungry Hungry Hippos alone at Chuckie Cheese you got all of the tickets that would normally go between 4 players, because obviously your hippo gets the most food. It really appealed to my “I don’t have any friends” side.
Years ago, Blockbuster had buy two get one free sale for used dvds. So I would pick two whatever movies and one that I absolutely wanted. A few days later, I would come in, return the two movies, then pick the new ones. I repeated this process for a whole summer.
As a college student with meager financial assets, I wanted to be able to read the newspaper. I’m a news j****e and this was before the internet was as good for news as it is today. I learned that if you simultaneously pulled the door and pushed the coin return on the newspaper machine, it would return your coins and still allow the door to open.
Read the news and scored a lot of coupons that way.
I was once the only person to show up to a Microsoft CRM event, since I was the only person to attend I automatically won the door prize of a Xbox 360 with a Kinect.
The downside of this loophole was 3 long hours of talking with MS product evangelists who were very disheartened and desperate to make a sale.
ISPs and cable companies love to sign you up by offering new subscriber deals. problem is the rate ends after a time and you are paying a higher rate. and you are usually under contract so it costs you to get out of it…unless you move out of their service area.
So in college between years my roommates and i would systematically cancel our contracts saying we were moving, then another roommate called and started service under his name. we got the discount rates for 4 straight yearsw.
It was in Navy boot camp, and if you’ve ever been through boot camp you know that speaking during meals is forbidden. Not even a whisper.
Then service week arrived and the chain of command ordered me to work the mess hall. The job was to pass out cups at the beverage section in order to move the line as fast as possible.
Being on service week, I was permitted to talk. Used that loophole to smile and give each recruit their cup by name. “Here you go, Miller.” Read the names off their uniforms. It was the only time all day that somebody treated them like a human being.
The smiles of gratitude were priceless.
I was a bike messenger in the early 90’s and learned 2 calling tricks. The first one was a red boxing it’s a noise simulator that you could buy at radio shack that could replicate the noise you hear in your ear for each coin you drop in a payphone. You would hold this little gadget to the mouthpiece and every time you pushed it the coin noise would be accepted as credit toward your call.
The second is that ATM machines used to have phones on them to contact a bank rep with problems. If you lifted the receiver and tapped the hookswitch to mimic a rotary phone (think of morse code) 2 = tap tap space.. you get it. You could make free calls all day, even internationally, a roommate of mine abused this at the same machine every night talking to his girlfriend overseas. He didn’t have the smarts to acknowledge the 3 cameras recording him and was arrested.
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