“62 Ingenious Loopholes: Unlocking Secrets That Will Leave You Scratching Your Head!”
I showed my brother how to do it, and we were on top of the leaderboard overnight. I started cashing in my points for free library drawstring bags and the like, but soon they caught on to me. My brother and I got permanently banned from the reading program, but it was fun while it lasted.
In the early 2000s, I’d go to the movies with a group of friends and buy two tickets. One of us would go out with both ticket stubs and bring a friend who was waiting outside. Then someone else would go out with both stubs again and bring another friend. We did this until all of us got in. Not sure if this can still work now.
I’ve never tried this but my friend claims he’s done it a few times. Get a gray wig and buy the senior citizen reduced rate ticket. The people who check the tickets are getting paid minimum wage and don’t give a f**k if your face doesn’t have enough wrinkles to be 65.
EMT here. In our charting system, there is an entire menu of choices for a patient’s prescription medicines. I was always taught how to fill out this menu item by item (which, for older folks, can be incredibly tedious). One day, scrolling through the huge list of meds looking for one or another, I found the option: “List Given To ED Staff”. One click, and I don’t have to spend 10 minutes typing in medications. Sounds like a small thing, but boy does it make a difference.
Our favorite German restaurant/bar offers a *Schnapps Nummer* free birthday drink to anyone celebrating a birthday with 2 equal numbers in the age (i.e. 22, 33, 44, 55, 66, etc.)
A group of college friends would go and take turns pretending to be 22 to get a free drink. Amazing how one of us was *always* turning 22!
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