62 Professors So Unforgettable, Students’ Hilarious Reviews Will Leave You Speechless
Coach Jusjerm is oddly knowledgeable about Harry Potter, and has strong opinions on 90’s rap.
My professor had a review that said ” moves so little in class that a fly died on his head and it didn’t fall off until he got up to walk out at the end of the day”.
I was like Gwen Stefani and Henry Rollins’ love child. I took it as a compliment.
Used to play pick up games with a young professor during college. My roommate found his rate my professor profile and wrote that although he’s a good professor, his shot selection is terrible and really sucks at getting back on defense.
The review was funny in the sense its like the only non-positive review on his page.
Doing more research on the guy, he has stellar RMP reviews, made the list of top 300 professors in the country and now he Heads the Business Department for a Big Ten University.
Not a professor yet, just a TA
EVERY single TA is the hardest grader ever. My students liked that I baked cookies though. That’s the only positive review I got. It was either no response or “GREAT COOKIES!”.
There was a particularly difficult class and the teacher got this review:
“Taking a class from him is like playing Russian roulette with five bullets loaded.”
After taking the class, I would have to agree.
One of my professors has an evaluation that reads: “knowledgeable great funny. drinks two bottles of snapple per class. thirst is his only weakness”
… It’s true.
We were getting a new teacher for electronic engineering so naturally I looked him up on ratemyteacher and I saw these:
More like a permanent substitute than a teacher
He has the IQ of room temperature (and yes, we use celsius like the rest of the world except the freedom nation).
One of my ex-professors taught a dendrology lab (the scientific study of trees). The review is as follows:
Taking this class wasn’t occidental. Just show up and study a bit, and you’ll Acer the class. I betula’ve it! Yew won’t regret it.
My father is a professor. He got something like “Looks kind of like and his humor similar to Bill Murray.”
I guess maybe a little bit…
My dad was a prof and his best was from a guy who had missing his final exam. The guy said he walked into my dad’s office 40 minutes after the exam ended and pleaded for a chance to take it anyway. Instead of making up an excuse, he decided to be honest and admit he slept through it.
Apparently my dad laughed at him, called him and idiot, then let him take it anyway, saying “*ahh, you remind me of my son…*” That’s right guy, if I hadn’t been such a failure, you would have failed that class. You’re welcome!
My brother is a college professor and a bit of a goof. He was reading his reviews on ratemyprofessor.com out loud to me at Thanksgiving or something and found one along the lines of: “Hot. Mumbles a lot. Makes stupid faces and fart noises too much.”.
I teach college level aviation (professional pilot) courses at a local college.
“No one has ever taught me so much while making me feel so worthless and stupid, and I keep going back for more because it makes me feel good when I get something right after being told how [stupid] I am.”
In his defense, he’s not wrong.
A colleague of mine, currently one of the best dancers in the country, had a student from a beginning class write, “For a national champion he sure doesn’t dance like one.”.
Not really funny, but I looked up my younger brother (CS professor) and one student complained that a particular advanced graduate seminar was really only relevant to graduate students in his particular field. Um, yeah. Not sure what you were expecting there.
Mostly I enjoy pointing out that no one has given him a chili pepper. Probably not unexpected given that his students are 90% male and he dresses like a CS professor, but still.
One of my professors had several reviews and probably 70% of them were “he’s really hot for a 75 year old man”.
…they were not totally incorrect.
EDIT: for those asking for pics, it’s a small class and if anyone found it they would probably know who I was, so unfortunately can’t post.
Former student, not professor, but I do have a story.
One of my professors, who was a good lecturer but also made exams that were almost impossible to do well in, mentioned that his mom found the entry about him after a particularly brutal exam and called him, crying about how *meeean* everyone was about her son. He said it with a laugh but, once the day was over, his entry was *full* of comments along the vein of “Dr So-and-so is a great teacher! His mother should be so proud!”
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