62 Professors So Unforgettable, Students’ Hilarious Reviews Will Leave You Speechless
Personally, I think he was lying through his teeth.
My professor, in an attempt to win a contest with one of his buddies, ask that everyone leave him a rating on RMP, with the condition that he doesn’t care what they write as long as they say he’s super hot (like a fiery chili or whatever).
“Boring. You will be able to learn, but that’s all you will be able to do.”
Uhhh… Not sure what you were expecting man, a party, parade?
My high school English teacher told us her husband was a professor so me and my friends looked his ratings up one day. My favorite was a student claiming how he was a racist and hated white people and that was the only reason he graded their papers poorly. His wife is porcelain white.
My favorite professor was my Intro to Geology professor. He was an old man who had been a geologist for over 30 years. Saying he loved rocks was an understatement. Here are two real reviews from his RMP.
“Jim is clearly passionate about two things: Rocks, and teaching people about rocks!”
“Leave your cell phone in your car. Don’t show up late. And be prepared to get rocked.”
Another student goes on to talk about how he has a major man crush on the prof. and countless others talk about how much he ROCKS.
My dad was a professor around 10 years ago, back when they did written teacher evaluations. He only ever kept two–both made his ego go through the roof.
One said “Dr. Name was amazing, and if he ran for president I would vote for him!”
The other said “I wish that Dr. Name would adopt me so that he could be my dad.”.
I was referred to as an “overlord.” For reference, I’m a nerdy, introverted, soft spoken, math professor. So I’m more proud of this than anything.
I looked up a family friend once and most of the comments were along the lines of “I’d rather watch paint dry, it would also be easier to understand”.
Late, but had a teacher with a review of “*bends knees* Who wants to hear about my colonoscopy?” And it was the most accurate review I’ve ever seen.
From a friend who was a PhD at the physics department, whose wife teaches math, on his review materials.
>You are ok, but your wife is hot.
Best worst review I’ve ever had (pre-RMP) “I’d rather have a root canal without anesthetic than sit through another one of her classes. Also, she should wear more makeup.”.
“She came into class half waisted.”
Not only is that not true but I was teaching a composition class.
Waisted. Shudder.
Not something said on RMP, but one of our mutual students recently pointed out to my husband [professor] that I [also professor] have a chili pepper, *and he does not*.
Not a professor, but a relative of mine once got a really harsh review on RateMyProfessor. The student said that in class my relative said “16+2=18, therefore e=mc^2.” That made me laugh so hard I cried.
I’m a bit late, but one of my friends is economics professor who wrote an article about the economics of ratemyprofessor. Now there are a bunch of reviews on his page mentioning how lame it was that he wrote an article about the site…
“Mr… is so boring; your pillow will need a pillow!”.
This is from an actual written review and not ratemyprofessor.com, but one of my students wrote “she did not throw us a pizza party” under things they didn’t like about me.
One of our teachers claimed to be hit by a plane when he was younger so my friend immediately left a review saying he was sad the plane missed the the guy’s major organs.
Not ratemyprofessor, but in an eval my first semester teaching. The student simply wrote: “I don’t like your work dress attire.”.
One student wrote he thought my freshman writing class was way too easy. Said if you came to class, participated, did all the readings, and did all your work, you got an easy A. And I was just like…thank you?
Not me but I read… “If I had one day left to live, I would spend it in your class because it feels like an eternity.”.
My wife (fiancé at the time) got a review once saying “She’s hot. Just got engaged though. He better be nice to her or else I’m taking him out”
A coworker got “I want his button down shirt on my floor someday”.
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