77 Hilariously Relatable Everyday Annoyances That Will Make You Laugh and Nod in Agreement

I want a picture frame. BUT ONLY if the price tag is smack in the middle, and leaves an impossible to remove, gooey residue on the glass when you peel it off.

ktjd70 , radtastictaylor / Reddit Report

I long for a squeeze bottle of mustard that ejaculates mustard water if you forget to shake it like a banshee first. Please and thanks.

wrath.of.con , Ron Lach / Pexels Report

Can I have a bag of clementine oranges that look juicy but when you peel them they’re all just dry husks of orange pulp and a roll of paper towels with so much glue on the end that you shred like 3 layers just to get one? I think they’re down the aisle that is blocked by a herd of slow walkers. Be sure to get in line behind the old lady paying with a check!

dot_yr_ts_cross_yr_eyes Report

A dozen eggs where one is barely cracked and has leaked and now dried making it impossible to get the next 3 eggs out.

thompson.galen Report

Oh! I need a purse strap that slides off my shoulder constantly.

srndur Report

I’ll take fountain Dr. Pepper that you have to wait in line for 8 minutes to purchase, then after you step out and take the first sip you realize it’s actually root beer.

amy.swims.sometimes Report

Can I have a bottle soda that doesn’t easily open, gets stuck in the only hissing position. Until it finally shreads the skin on your hand, then explodes all over the place?

fl_foxy_roxy Report

Ooh! Grab me a single piece of string cheese with a “peel here” that cannot be peeled.

nik_higley Report

Can I order a pack of strawberries that go mouldy the second you get home please?

beadybella Report

Could I have a pair of damp hands and a jar to unscrew pls?

ccreedi Report

Could you get me a yoghurt but when I try to pull the lid off the tab breaks off? Please.

kiki.the.lala Report

Can you get me a box of donuts that collapses and all the donuts fall out when you hand it to me?
Thanks!!

thegoblinofchaos Report

Can you get me a pack of sharpies that don’t have the lids? Oh and some empty dish soap that looks like there’s enough to do a few dishes but it takes HOURS for it to drip to the top when you flip it over.

sunflower_8408 Report

Just grab me a slushie, a lid that will never fit right, and the thinnest walled straw known to man.

botethibeault Report

Actually, can I come in with you? I need to use the restroom and I wanna come out with slightly damp shoes with suspect liquid.

ukiahboyds Report

Can I get a loaf of bread but please make sure it’s squished because I need all my sandwiches to be rhombus shaped.

kelsicha Report

Whatever you get me, just make sure it’s in a grocery bag that rips open while carrying it in my driveway.

dig4wax Report

Can you get me a chocolate bar that has the pieces already broken but not in the right place?

jasminbee_ Report

Pls get me one of these phone chargers where if you bend it the wrong way once it’ll break.

livshotmess Report

I would like one of those “antibacterial wipes To Go” packages that, once opened, is immediately 12 sheets of dry cardboard.

berkeleybusmama Report

Hey can you get me the big package of bacon? You know, the one that you use half and then have to put the other leaking half back in the fridge because it doesn’t close.

lexiewelpwrites Report

I’ll take a lukewarm coffee and a suspiciously damp sandwich.

mickeys64 Report

I want lightbulbs, wrapped in paper-thin cardboard and open at both ends.
Make sure the cashier puts them at the BOTTOM of the bag, under the ten-pound dumbells you’re buying for someone else.

isnarkaholic Report

I’ll take one of those Nature Valley granola bars that splinters into a thousand sharp crumbs when you bite into it. I want to find crumbs in my bra tonight.

msfrancesma Report

I’d like a bag of air with some chips in the bottom, thank you.

jennlael Report

My kids need more bubble wands that they can immediately spill on the porch.

radio_on Report

If you could drive my car so that it has about five miles of gas left when I’m running late for work in the morning, that would be awesome.

carolineandcordelia Report

I could use a small rock for my shoe. Not big enough for me to actually take my shoe off, but just small enough that I shake my foot around to get it to move to a spot that doesn’t hurt.

kitedadrock Report

I’ll take shredded cheese in a resealable package, but a bad resealable package where, when you rip it open, you rip off the resealable ziploc, too.

laurelerin22 Report

Yah, can you grab me a puddle of cat vomit that you step in when you wake up at 3am to go pee? It’s my favorite.

justmetadognamedmaria Report

A bag of those delicious caramels each locked inside impenetrable plastic wrapping.

tracystuntlady Report

Can you grab me a steamer bag of veggies that will leak all over the inside of my microwave? Thanks!

ms.bays_4979 Report

Talenti Gelato that I desperately want to eat frozen but can’t open without hot water on the lid or a chainsaw.

luciloosews Report

Can I get a big tub of protein powder that’s packed to the gills with the scoop at the very bottom?

kate.frenz Report

One razor that runs out of battery when half my leg is shaved please and thank you.

littleodessa1 Report

One mosquito please. For the kitc…you know what, I want to treat myself. For the car!

faraji.ai Report

Can you get me a bag of salt & vinegar chips but make sure the vinegar taste is dang near non-existent.

quethebratz Report

I’ll take the bottles of detergent with the stupid spouts on them that won’t poor out all the remaining detergent and do absolutely nothing to prevent leaks/spills.

mrs_dcjohnson Report

I’m doing some baking today. Would you grab me some parchment paper? I’d prefer the kind with the serrated strip that doesn’t really cut the paper straight so I end up using a scissors anyway.

lacywearsmanyhats Report