8 Teachers Reveal Their Funniest Student Mishaps That Left Them Stifling Laughter in Class
First day of school, I’m learning names of my freshmen and taking attendance. I get to one of my last students and his name is a little challenging to pronounce. I give it a shot and ask how I did. He responds in a very flamboyantly, stereotypically gay voice:
“Umm… that’s fine but I don’t want to be called that.”
Me: “Okay, what would you like to be called?”
“Why don’t you call me…Daddy”
Had to discipline a student for getting a whole class to sing Stacy’s Mom to a pupil called Stacy. Which was really, really funny.
I teach 7/8 year olds at the minute. At lunch time I overheard Child A say to Child B that they can’t eat something because they have a nut allergy, then Child C comes in with the comment “but are you allergic to THESE NUTS?” as he cups his balls/pants. I had to give out to him of course, but I was laughing on the inside! As the child was in tears for getting in trouble haha.
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