“Unlock the Secret: Trump Campaign’s Controversial Video Teaches Unconventional Ways to Mispronounce ‘Kamala’!”
In a world where a name can spark both laughter and chaos, the Trump campaign has come up with a knee-slapper of a strategy: a video aimed at helping supporters nail the long-standing enigma that is Vice President Kamala Harris’s name—by purposely butchering it! I mean, who needs respect when you can have a good chuckle, right? With a narrator promising to turn simple syllables into a wild game of “Guess That Pronunciation,” the 30-second clip hilariously encourages viewers to channel their inner comedian as they mangle her name in ways that may or may not involve animals (hello, koalas) or random gibberish! And just when you thought it couldn’t get any stranger, the suggestion to follow up a correct pronunciation with a mock jerk-off gesture? Yep, that’s what we’re dealing with here! So grab your popcorn because this campaign video is bound to stir up a storm of reactions, leaving us all wondering: are we in the midst of political discourse, or just a stand-up comedy routine gone awry?
WASHINGTON—In an effort to assist supporters in better fumbling the vice president’s first name, the Trump campaign released a helpful video Friday on how to mispronounce “Kamala.” “If you’re still struggling with Vice President Harris’ name, we want to teach you how to say it in the most disrespectful manner possible,” says a narrator in the 30-second video, which tells viewers that if they follow a few simple steps, they will soon be mangling the candidate’s name as effortlessly as former President Donald Trump. “The trick is making sure you never pronounce her name the same way twice: Try making it sound like Camilla, the British queen. Or as if it’s some variation on ‘koala’ or ‘camel,’ or just a ‘K’ sound followed by random gibberish. Frankly, as long as you’re making her sound like an outsider who doesn’t belong here, you’re on the right track.” The spot concluded that if you accidentally do say Kamala correctly, make sure to add a quick mimed jerk-off motion afterward, as though she were completely putting you out by having a South Asian name.
