“Will Hillary Clinton’s Half-Court Shot Earn DNC Attendees Free Hot Dogs? The Stakes Just Went Up!”

You ever wonder what it takes to grab the attention of an audience where political discourse and hot dogs collide? Well, if you happen to be at the DNC, Portillo’s is raising the stakes—offering free hot dogs to attendees if Hillary Clinton can sink a half-court shot! I mean, what a deliciously random challenge, right? It’s like they’re combining sports, politics, and questionable food choices all in one go! Get ready for a humorous take on how a simple game of basketball could turn political hot shots into hot dogs! Talk about a win-win… or, well, a shot in the dark! The post Portillo’s Offers DNC Attendees Free Hot Dog If Hillary Clinton Sinks Half-Court Shot appeared first on The Onion.