“Kamala Harris Sounds Off: Are Home Intruders and Litterbugs Facing a New Wave of Justice?”
In a world where the complexities of self-defense and the Second Amendment are hot-button topics, it seems Vice President Kamala Harris isn’t shying away from leveraging a little humor—albeit dark humor—to make her point. At a recent town hall meeting in Michigan, surrounded by an audience eager for insight yet ready for a show, she boldly declared that any intruders, unsolicited salespeople, or even slow walkers straying too close to her home would find themselves in her crosshairs. With notorious enthusiasm, Harris pantomimed aiming through a rifle scope and even claimed she’d take out anyone who dared to interrupt her dinner! Using this theatrical flair to connect with conservative gun owners, she brought the audience to its feet—although, one can’t help but wonder if maybe she took the joke just a tad too far. Sure, we can laugh, but how serious is she really about “taking out” that dog owner who leaves a mess on her lawn? If only cleaning up after others was as easy as firing off a warning shot! Curious to see how this tale unfolds? LEARN MORE.
FARMINGTON HILLS, MI—Discussing the Second Amendment with Oprah Winfrey at a Michigan town hall last night, Vice President Kamala Harris admitted she may have gotten too comfortable when she remarked that any home intruders, burglars, litterbugs, or slow walkers near her house could expect to be shot. “If somebody breaks into my house, knocks on my door to sell me something, or leaves their dog’s waste on my lawn, they’re getting shot,†the Democratic presidential nominee said in an attempt to bridge the gap with conservative gun owners in the swing state, drawing applause as she pantomimed looking through a rifle scope at the audience and then mimicked the sound of gunfire. “If you trespass onto my property or take my plate away from the table before I’m finished eating, I’m going to take you out, as is my right as an American citizen. Let this serve as a warning to anyone who steals my mail, runs down the airplane aisle to deboard before it’s their turn, or talks too loudly in a movie theater—these things upset me, and I’m not afraid to defend myself accordingly. Also goes for drivers who don’t signal, heavy mouth-breathers, or if I just don’t like your face. Boom.†Later in the interview, Harris drew a gun from inside her jacket and fired a warning shot into the air after someone in the audience answered a call on speakerphone.
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