“Behind the Strings: The Unlikely Weapon in a Hitman’s Deadly Scheme”
In a world where killers might just moonlight as musicians, one hit man took his craft to a whole new level—by disguising a brutal plan inside a guitar case! Yes, you read that right. Don Meston strolled through security like a rock star, complete with a concealed instrument meant not for serenading but for a rather unorthodox form of ass-beating. And I have to ask: who thought the double life of a contract killer could come with such a catchy soundtrack? With the audacity to tune up before unleashing chaos, this story plays like a twisted tune where the rhythm of danger meets the strum of absurdity. Ready for the latest from the bizarre intersection of crime and comedy? Check out the full scoop! LEARN MORE.
SAN ANTONIOâBreezing past security in the guise of a musician and entering the ballroom where his target was attending a cocktail party, area hit man Don Meston reportedly opened a guitar case Friday in which he had concealed the guitar he planned to beat his victimâs ass with. âThere were guards out front, but I kept a low profile and slipped right throughâalong with a little present for our friend,â Meston radioed to his handler, looking left and right before ducking into an out-of-the-way utility closet where he uncased the hidden Gibson Les Paul, attached a strap so he could carry it comfortably over his shoulder, and turned all the instrumentâs knobs up to 10. âIâll try to smack the shit out of the target quick and clean. Keep the car running, though, because if he puts up a fight, I may have to whale on his ass for a while before I can make my getaway.â At press time, witnesses confirmed security had subdued the contract killer after he paused in the middle of carrying out his hit to check the guitarâs tuning.
