“Comedy Meets Politics: How ‘The Onion’ Surprised Everyone with Its Bold Endorsement of Joe Biden!”
In a world where political endorsements have become as hotly debated as the candidates themselves, one satirical institution is stepping into the fray with a decision that might just boggle your mind: after 268 years of backing the “right” presidential hopefuls, The Onion has officially thrown its weight behind Joe Biden for the upcoming 2024 election. Yes, you heard that right! With the nation facing unprecedented turmoil and misinformation—who needs data or facts, anyway?—the editorial board has decided to sidestep the naysayers and put its reputation on the line in a way that would make even Rocky Balboa proud. After all, if there’s one thing we can count on, it’s that satire tends to navigate the crazy waters of politics with an unparalleled flair! Curious about the reasoning behind this hilarious yet bold move? Buckle up and LEARN MORE.
Throughout its venerable 268-year reign, The Onion has always made it a top priority to endorse the correct presidential candidates. From George Washington to Richard Nixon to Donald Trump, this institution’s highly respected editorial board has had its finger on the pulse, and has accurately backed the winner of every single national election in this country’s long and storied history.
Now, with our nation at a pivotal crossroads, The Onion‘s editorial board faces its most difficult decision yet. That’s why we have chosen to officially endorse Joseph R. Biden for president of the United States.
