“Revolving Door Crisis: Is ‘The Other Guy’ Secretly a Saboteur?”

In a world where teamwork often feels like a myth—especially in the mundane realm of office architecture—one man has bravely taken up the mantle of pushing the revolving door of fate. I mean, why should Owen Hodges have to suffer the indignity of working alone while some dude casually scrolls through his phone as he stands there, hardly lifting a finger? It’s moments like these that really make you question the moral fiber of society. Can a person muster the nerve to call out the “freeloader” who’s just letting life spin around them? This hilarious encounter in Manchester, NH, captures the essence of everyday struggles, all wrapped up in the absurdity of human interaction. You won’t want to miss how this drama unfolds, leaving us to ponder: just how much are we willing to do for the sake of progress—and what lengths will we go to when faced with sheer laziness? <a href="https://theonion.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/10/OtherGuyNIBIHAGR-copy.jpg”>LEARN MORE.

MANCHESTER, NH—Blasting the individual for barely shuffling his goddamn feet and not even touching the glass, area man Owen Hodges confirmed Thursday that the other guy in the revolving door wasn’t doing shit to help move the thing. “Why do I have to put in all the work while this fucking freeloader gets off easy?” said Hodges, adding that this asshole would be stuck there all day if Hodges weren’t going the extra mile. “No, no, I don’t mind pushing this heavy door all by myself so you can take a phone call—no, I don’t mind at all, dickhead.” Later, at the exact moment when a defiant Hodges began protesting the injustice by refusing to push any longer, the other guy reportedly exited the revolving door.

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