“Inside the Revolving Door: A Tale of Inaction and Unseen Forces Stalling Progress”
Have you ever found yourself in an exasperating tug-of-war with a revolving door, feeling like the only adult in the room? That’s exactly where Manchester local Owen Hodges found himself—a victim of lazy coordination and baffling indifference. As he wrestles with the stubborn portal, he can’t help but grumble about the other guy’s utter lack of effort, as if the revolving door should just magically revolve itself while he carries the weight of the world on his shoulders! Is there anything more infuriating than being the overachiever in a simple task while someone else stands by like a deer in headlights? Join Hodges as he navigates this absurdly relatable scenario, complete with all the frustrations of daily life summed up in one frustrating encounter. <a href="https://theonion.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/10/OtherGuyNIBIHAGR-copy.jpg”>LEARN MORE.
MANCHESTER, NH—Blasting the individual for barely shuffling his goddamn feet and not even touching the glass, area man Owen Hodges confirmed Thursday that the other guy in the revolving door wasn’t doing shit to help move the thing. “Why do I have to put in all the work while this fucking freeloader gets off easy?” said Hodges, adding that this asshole would be stuck there all day if Hodges weren’t going the extra mile. “No, no, I don’t mind pushing this heavy door all by myself so you can take a phone call—no, I don’t mind at all, dickhead.” Later, at the exact moment when a defiant Hodges began protesting the injustice by refusing to push any longer, the other guy reportedly exited the revolving door.
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