“Gen Z Voters Speak Out: Are They Really More Concerned About Climate Change or TikTok Trends?”

As we gear up for the 2024 presidential election, one group is poised to shake things up in a way that’s as unpredictable as a cat video going viral: Gen Z voters! These spirited individuals—aged 18 to 27—are not just scrolling through TikTok—they’re also armed with a list of burning issues, ready to tip the scale in a close race. The Onion dives into their concerns, which range from the polite request to escape a mass shooting to the equally crucial need for universal anime access. Can you even imagine a world where the Statue of Liberty sports an acrylic claw clip? You bet Gen Z can! Dive in as we explore what makes this generation tick, and how their unique perspectives and demands might just change the political landscape forever! LEARN MORE

Gen Z voters ages 18 to 27 could tip the scale in a tight race for the White House. The Onion shares the issues that are most important to the nation’s youngest eligible voters heading into the 2024 election.

Economy: Like generations before them, Gen Z seems to prefer a good economy to a lousy one.

Surviving The Mass Shooting They’re Currently Trapped In: When polled, 86% of Gen Z respondents said they cared most about escaping the mass shooter currently attempting to mow them down with a semiautomatic weapon.

Anime For All: The bill proposed by Gen Z Rep. Maxwell Frost (D-FL) would nationalize the streaming platform Crunchyroll.

Abortion: A natural extension of the generation’s disillusionment with having been born.
Some Basic Human Needs That Boomers Will Infantilize: Access to food? Housing? Grow up, you entitled little babies.

Putting An Acrylic Claw Clip On The Statue Of Liberty: And she should ditch that crown while we’re at it. It’s way too busy.

Maintaining A Failed World Order: Witnessing growing domestic wealth inequality and global hegemonic overreach, Gen Z is energized about upholding a hopelessly flawed system that works for no one but the most powerful.

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