“Local Man Discovers Haunted Beach Shack’s Secret: Is the Naked Phantom Seeking Revenge or a New Wardrobe?”

Ever thought about what it would be like to share your home with a ghost? Now, hold onto your pajamas because this isn’t just any spirit—it’s a fanatically nudist ghost! Yep, you read that right. This charmingly restored 1860s Victorian isn’t just haunted; it’s haunted by a spirit who’s taken the whole being ‘free as a bird’ concept to a whole new level! Previous families learned the hard way that trying to sleep in peace is futile when you wake up in the middle of the night, your jammies shredded, bewildered and, well, stark naked. Talk about a housewarming gift you didn’t ask for! So, who’s brave enough—or perhaps a bit quirky—to take on this offbeat abode? If you think your family could handle the whims of this spirited nudist, it might just be the perfect home for you. LEARN MORE!

This restored 1860s Victorian is haunted by a fanatically nudist ghost. Previous owners got sick of waking up in the middle of the night stark naked with their pajamas in a shredded pile at their feet. Don’t bother trying to get away with a towel wrapped around your waist. Ghost will destroy that too. Perfect for the right family.

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