“Behind Closed Doors: The Unexpected Standoff Between Trump and Musk Unfolds in a Bathroom!”
In a world where privacy is rapidly becoming a luxury, it seems even the most powerful figures face their own battles for solitude. Take President-elect Donald Trump, for instance—who recently resorted to locking himself in the bathroom, not to escape the pressures of his impending leadership, but to dodge the relentless attention of billionaire tech mogul Elon Musk. As if the campaign trail wasn’t chaotic enough, the sight of Musk’s wide-eyed enthusiasm at Trump’s feet would send anyone scrambling for a soft-close toilet seat. I mean, really, who needs this kind of drama during a bathroom break? In today’s vividly absurd narrative from Palm Beach, we learn about Trump’s quest for a moment of peace in an unpredictable landscape, where even a simple act like going to the loo turns into a farcical showdown. Intrigued? You probably should be! <a href="https://theonion.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/11/TrumpLocksBathroomNIBIHA_GR.webp” >LEARN MORE.
PALM BEACH, FL—Admitting that ever since he joined the campaign trail the billionaire tech mogul had refused to leave him alone, President-elect Donald Trump reportedly locked the bathroom door Tuesday so Elon Musk couldn’t follow him in again. “All right, Elon, out,” an audibly frustrated Trump had said moments earlier as he stood up from the toilet and grabbed Musk by the scruff to throw him out, the SpaceX founder having barged in through the slightly ajar door, sat at his feet, stared into his eyes, and loudly whined. “Bad Elon. You know the bed, the couch, and the toilet are off limits. Now, go to your kennel and lie down. Or do you want to get hit with the newspaper again?” At press time, source confirmed Trump had sent Musk to be neutered after he got out of his crate and impregnated dozens of female aides.
