“Aaron Rodgers Admits He Was the X-Factor in Jets’ Winning Streak—But Here’s Why He Thinks It All Went Wrong!”

In a twist that could leave any football fan scratching their head, New York Jets quarterback Aaron Rodgers took it upon himself to absorb all the blame for the team’s winning moments this week—because who needs a team effort when you’ve got one man out to single-handedly take the fall? In a heartfelt apology to fans, Rodgers reportedly “accepted full responsibility” for successfully executing plays and snaring touchdowns. One can’t help but wonder: is he really the quarterback or just the world’s most dedicated scapegoat? Just when you think the drama on the field couldn’t get any thicker, here comes Rodgers, holding himself accountable for every completed pass as if he’d orchestrated the entire symphony in his own living room… right down to giving the finger to his wide receivers on his interception! Talk about a game of hot potato! Curious about how he’s spun this hilarious episode? You won’t want to miss the full story. <a href="https://theonion.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/AaronRodgersTakesNIBPH.webp”>LEARN MORE.

FLORHAM PARK, NJ—Apologizing to fans and pledging to do better in the future, New York Jets quarterback Aaron Rodgers demonstrated impressive character this week by taking the blame for the parts of the game where the Jets were winning. “The buck stops with me—I take full responsibility for calling successful plays, creating scoring opportunities, and ultimately doing whatever was necessary to get the football into the end zone,” said Rodgers, who acknowledged that everyone in the organization played a role in the Jets’ loss, but that he was holding himself accountable for every completed pass and touchdown. “When we were leading 14-0, that was absolutely my fault. When the Jets were put in a position to win, that was on me and me alone. At the end of the day, I accept responsibility for every positive play in the game.” Rodgers added that the pass that he threw directly to Seahawks defensive end Leonard Williams, who returned the interception 92-yards for a touchdown, was completely the fault of the receiver.