“Awkward Moment: Justin Bieber Gets Caught Forgetting His Own Wife’s Name!”

In an age where celebrity relationships often feel like they’re tailor-made for a blockbuster romance flick, Justin Bieber has kicked things up a notch—or maybe down a few, depending on how you look at it. Imagine this: the pop sensation, with a resume full of chart-topping hits, is sitting across from the woman he’s been married to for six years, and he can’t quite remember her name. Oops! It’s a scenario that brings a whole new meaning to “love is blind,” or in this case, just a bit forgetful! The absurdity of the moment raises the question: in a world of glitzy red carpets and millions of fans, how does one lose track of the person they pledged their life to? Justin’s lighthearted panic is enough to make anyone chuckle—and maybe even give a sigh of relief that we’re not the only ones fumbling through life’s little details. For the full scoop on this hilariously relatable mix-up, <a href="https://theonion.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/JustinBieberForgetsNIBG-PH-R.webp”>LEARN MORE.

LOS ANGELES—Staring blankly at the 27-year-old woman sitting across from him, musical artist Justin Bieber told reporters Thursday that he had forgotten his wife’s name. “I’d just keep saying ‘babe,’ but I think she’s starting to catch on,” said Bieber, who admitted that he had “zero clue” whether the woman he had been married to for the past six years was a Hadid sister, Patricia Arquette’s daughter, a former Disney Channel star, or someone else. “I know I said it after our vows years ago, but after a while, it just goes out the window,” he continued. “Oh, God, she’s looking right at me. What is it, Harley? Holly? Hattie? Pattie? No, Pattie’s my mom’s name. I’ll just ask my manager to introduce himself to her in front of me. Shit, what’s my manager’s name?” At press time, Bieber was reportedly googling “Justin Bieber wife” under the table.