“Behind Closed Doors: Melania Trump’s Bold Swipe on Raya Revealed in Daring Public Display!”

In a moment that’s sure to go down in inauguration history, Melania Trump, the former first lady, was caught red-handed swiping away on a dating app right in the middle of her husband’s big moment! I mean, who wouldn’t want to scroll through Raya—that glitzy playground for the famous—while surrounded by politics, pomp, and a few dozen flags? While the cameras zoomed in, there she was, practically giving a masterclass on multitasking, stopping to examine profiles like she was on the hunt for the next best catch. And just when you think it can’t get any more jaw-dropping, sources say she swiped left on Pete Hegseth faster than we could say “awkward family dinner.” Is this the first lady we really wanted or just the most entertaining one? Grab the popcorn, folks, because this is a show you don’t want to miss. <a href="https://theonion.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/01/MelaniaTrumpOpenlyNIBIHA_GR.jpg”>LEARN MORE.

WASHINGTON—Not bothering to conceal her phone screen, Melania Trump was reportedly swiping through Raya matches Monday in full view of television cameras. The former and incoming first lady of the United States was captured in close-up by various news networks perusing profiles on the celebrity dating app during her husband’s inauguration ceremony, occasionally pausing to zoom in on a user’s face before swiping right or left. Sources confirmed that upon coming across Pete Hegseth’s profile, the first lady swiped immediately left. At press time, Melania Trump was staring directly into the C-Span camera while messaging a 33-year-old fitness influencer, “No, I’m not doing anything tonight.”