“Unmasking the Truth: Are Flu Vaccines the Secret to Winter Wellness or Just a Myth?”
Are you one of those people who thinks getting a flu shot is akin to a walk in the park on a sunny day? Well, take a seat and let me enlighten you. Despite the CDC practically begging us to roll up our sleeves by the end of October, it turns out that less than half of American adults are getting their flu vaccines. Why? A whole lotta misinformation swirling around the internet is leading folks to opt out. In true Onion fashion, we’re about to debunk some of the wildest myths about immunizations that could make you either laugh or cry—or both! So, strap in as we explore the truth behind flu shots, armed with humor that cuts through the clutter. Because really, who wouldn’t want to tackle health myths with sarcasm? Whether you’re a needlephobe or just confused, this breakdown might just convince you to say “yes” to vaccination. Get ready to stretch those beliefs, folks—it’s about to get real. LEARN MORE
Despite CDC recommendations that everyone get their shot by the end of October, less than half of American adults receive flu vaccines, with many refraining due to misinformation they encounter online. The Onion breaks down common myths about immunizations and how they really affect the body.
MYTH: The flu shot is free.
FACT: While the flu shot is covered by most insurance, including Medicare, you’ll never get back those 40 minutes you spent in line.
MYTH: This won’t hurt.
FACT: Motherfucker!
MYTH: I had the vaccine and still got the flu, so it doesn’t work.
FACT: It’s your body that doesn’t work.
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