“From Couch to Comedian: Discover the Most Hilarious New Year’s Resolutions You’ll Actually Want to Keep!”
As the calendar flips to a new year, you’re probably feeling the familiar tug to set resolutions that inspire healthier eating, regular workouts, and lofty self-improvement goals. But let’s be real—how many times have you enthusiastically declared, “This year, I’m getting fit!” only to find yourself face-deep in a pizza by February? The jump from panic to guilt over abandoned resolutions can be quite the rollercoaster! So, why not turn the tradition upside down and inject a little laughter into the annual ritual? Instead of dreading your resolutions, let’s embrace the quirky and downright funny! Dive into this list of unconventional goals that might just make 2024 a year to remember for all the right reasons. Interested? Let’s get started on this wild ride! LEARN MORE.The new year inspires people to make resolutions like eating healthier, exercising, and improving their lives. Because so many New Year’s resolutions are made in haste or too vague, it’s hard to commit to them, not to mention the guilt of not completing them. So, maybe it is time to put a little fun into the tradition!
Here’s a list of some more quirky and funny resolutions to make the new year a little more fun.
Order every drink from the Starbucks menu
The Starbucks menu is ever-changing, with at least 130 available options under seven different categories, not to mention the customization options available so that every customer can make their perfect drink.
This year, why not make it a goal to try every drink from the Starbucks menu to find your new favorite drink?
Actually dress up for Zoom meetings
Sure, you spend all day at home while working, so why should you dress up for your Zoom meetings?
There’s a psychological component to dressing up, even if you’re working from home. Even if it’s wearing a nice top for your meetings with sweatpants, what you wear tells your brain how to act, and you’ll even take yourself more seriously.
Commit to drinking your coffee while it’s still hot
Waking up and having a hot cup of coffee to start your day is what life is all about for coffee lovers. If only we could remember to drink the coffee while it’s still hot.
This year, try to drink your coffee while it’s still hot. The average mug of coffee will remain hot or warm for around 10-30 minutes, so keep this in mind when you’re enjoying your next cup of joe.
Incorporate more fancy words into your vocabulary
Like adding salt and spices to your food, why not pepper up your conversations by sprinkling in some fancy word like verisimilitude into your vocabulary?
Some people might roll their eyes at you, but sometimes fancy words perfectly sum up a sentiment in one word. And using fancy words can give you the verisimilitude to look like you know about important things.
Eat more cheese platters
Cheese platters are a mainstay of parties and other gatherings. And why wouldn’t they be? With various kinds of cheese, fruits, and nuts, no wonder they’re a big hit.
Make it a goal for the upcoming year to incorporate more cheese platters into your life. Even the lactose intolerant can participate in this resolution, with the number of lactose-free or low-lactose cheeses available.
Stay in the bathroom while you brush your teeth
What about brushing your teeth makes you wonder about the rooms of your home before you need to run back to the sink to avoid an accident?
Make it a new year’s resolution to spend all two minutes brushing your teeth in front of the sink, avoiding messes and others.
Stop googling symptoms
While it’s true that you know your body better than anyone else, there is a lot of harm in googling symptoms and scaring yourself silly.
Doing this can make you feel worse, increasing your anxiety for no real reason. Instead, turn a leaf this year and try to see a doctor and listen to their professional opinion before diagnosing yourself with something terrible.
Make a viral TikTok
The popularity of TikTok has taken over the internet, particularly with anyone under the age of 25.
So why not join in the fun and make a viral TikTok by keeping up with the latest trends, using the right hashtags, and reaping millions of viewers watching you dance for views?
Try going vegan
For the upcoming year, resolve to eat only plant-based food to reduce the greenhouse gases that contribute to global warming.
There are plenty of options to choose from, and if losing weight is on your mind, going vegan can help you feel fuller without overeating. Try a plant-based diet today! Or you can go back to eating meat if craving steak is too hard a temptation to resist.
