“Unveiling Kristi Noem: The Rising Star Politician Who Could Shake Up 2024”

What do you get when you mix a cabinet member with the excitement of a real housewife and a penchant for border wall renovations? Well, you get Kristi Noem in her new role as Secretary of Homeland Security, of course! With an impressive background that includes “Ring camera experience” and dreams of hosting a makeover show for the border wall, Noem is set to make waves (or at least a splash) in the world of immigration policy. From her colorful ethnic background of “Real Housewife” to coping with the trials of working beside Pete Hegseth, she’s not just your average bureaucrat. So buckle up — or maybe even buy that new security system — because this ride is about to get wild! If you want to dive deeper into this quirky cabinet member’s profile, just click here to <a href="https://theonion.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/Kristi-NoemINFO-G-PH.jpg”>LEARN MORE.

Kristi Noem has vowed to use her power as Secretary of Homeland Security to crack down on immigration. Here is everything you need to know about the Trump cabinet member’s background.

Ethnicity: Real Housewife

Religion: Cabela’s fundamentalist

Homeland Security Experience: Has Ring camera

Dream Job: Host of an HGTV show about making over the border wall

Who Trump Thinks She Is: Sarah Palin

Hair: 100% horse-grade

Hardest Part Of Job: Sharing an office with Pete Hegseth

Personal Motto: God, family, get out of this country

Favorite Dog Trick: Be dead