“Exclusive: Trump Unveils Controversial Visa Tier Promoting Friendship with Barron—What Does This Mean for U.S. Immigration?”
In a move that has left many scratching their heads—and laughing—President Donald Trump recently announced a new visa program aimed squarely at helping his son Barron make friends. Yes, you read that right! Enter the “Barron Buddy” visa, a quirky initiative that invites immigrants to relocate to the U.S. with one primary objective: to hang out with a teenager who, let’s be honest, probably already has his hands full navigating the unique pressures of growing up in the Trump household. This unprecedented approach raises a delightful question—what exactly do you need to qualify as a “buddy” for a future president’s kid? (Hint: it might just involve a solid Fortnite kill-to-death ratio.) As we dive into the hilarious details of this policy, we can’t help but wonder: will making friends with Barron revolutionize immigration policy, or is this just a clever ploy to up the White House’s social game? Either way, the absurdity is truly next level! <a href="https://theonion.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/TrumpAnnouncesNIBIHAGR.jpg”>LEARN MORE.
WASHINGTON—Extending an offer to immigrants hoping to relocate to the United States, President Donald Trump unveiled a new type of visa Thursday for any foreign citizen willing to move to America to be friends with his son Barron. “Any immigrant roughly Barron’s age with similar interests may apply, with very little waiting time to get them over here to start having fun,” a statement from the White House read in part, noting that there would be no restrictions on countries of origin so long as the applicant could name three ideas for hangout activities that the youngest Trump child might find appealing. “They’ll need to provide evidence that they have good social skills and strong, healthy hobbies in their home countries that they can bring to America to help Barron grow. The Barron Buddy visa will also offer a path to permanent residency for any cardholder who remains an active member of Barron’s social circle. Buddies here on visa should not expect a free ride, however—they will need to demonstrate that they can carry their own weight in Fortnite to stay in good standing with the U.S. government.” At press time, Immigration and Customs Enforcement announced raids on tens of thousands of illegal immigrants who were casual acquaintances of Barron at best.
