“Behind the Borders: How Canadians Are Crafting Unconventional Strategies to Outsmart U.S. Tariffs”

As tensions rise in the ongoing trade war, Canada has decided to take matters into its own hands—who knew tariffs could be just the tip of the iceberg? With a bold move to impose 25% retaliatory tariffs on billions of dollars of U.S. imports, our friendly neighbors to the north have come up with some truly creative, and downright hilarious, strategies to fight back. From taking a chisel to their own Big Macs to targeting American tourists with an outrageous legal drinking age of 37, it’s clear that Canada isn’t just doing the serious tariff thing; they’re throwing in a bit of cheeky humor. So, what exactly does a trade titan like Canada do when life hands them lemons? They turn those lemons into maple syrup… from the worst-tasting trees! Curious how else they’re delivering their uniquely Canadian brand of payback? Buckle up—this ride’s about to get a whole lot sillier! LEARN MORE

As the trade war heats up, Canada has imposed 25% retaliatory tariffs on billions of dollars of U.S. goods. Here are all the other ways Canada is fighting back:

Dramatically paring back supply of fictional girlfriends

Going shelf to shelf to boo imported American groceries

Selling us syrup from their worst-tasting maple trees

Aiming all snowblowers in direction of U.S. border

Raising legal drinking age to 37 for American tourists

Whittling their own Big Macs

Boycotting Canadian vacation hubs like Oshkosh and Duluth

Activating Dan Aykroyd

Not letting in any draft dodgers next year