“Unforgettable Nights: How a Bachelorette Bash Became a Wild Reunion with the Bride’s Unexpected Cousin!”
In the bustling world of bachelorette parties, what if the real highlight isn’t the champagne toasts or elegant gowns, but rather that unexpected moment of bonding over a joint with the bride’s cousin—someone you may not have even known existed until Friday night? That’s exactly the scenario we’re diving into as guests at a recent bachelorette bash in Palm Springs took a step back from the typical festivities to embrace a more laid-back, yet equally ridiculous, side of celebration. Let’s face it, between the manicured nails and karaoke anthems, who wouldn’t want to extend the fun by getting blissfully high in an Airbnb garage? The kindred spirits found in unexpected family bonds just might be the secret ingredient to these wild weekends. So grab your party hats and your rolling papers—because this gathering was less about the “I do’s” and more about “let’s get lit!” Curious about how this all unfolded? <a href="https://theonion.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/BAchelorettePartyNIB_IHA-GR-copy.jpg”>LEARN MORE.
PALM SPRINGS, CA—Appreciative of the quality time with those who have touched the life of their dear friend, guests at a bachelorette party expressed gratitude Friday that the recent celebration had provided them with valuable time to get high with the bride-to-be’s cousin. “It’s easy to lose sight of these relationships as time goes on, so it was really nice to finally have a chance to celebrate Kaitlin and get absolutely blazed with her cousin,” said attendee Gia Johnston, explaining that between the group pedicure, karaoke night, and backyard hibachi, there were multiple opportunities to get high to the point of incoherence courtesy of the joints rolled by the cousin, whom most at the party had never met. “I really needed this. Sure, bachelorette weekends can be expensive and stressful, but at the end of the day, I’m so glad that Kaitlin brought this incredible group of women together so we all had the chance to unwind, bond, and get really stoned in the garage of an Airbnb.” At press time, Johnston vowed to stay in touch with the cousin in the hopes that they could also get high in the bathroom of the bridal suite prior to the wedding.
