“Texas Enforces Controversial 6-Month Quarantine – The Shocking Reason Behind ‘Will and Grace’ Viewership!”

Can you imagine the uproar if watching a classic sitcom could land you in quarantine? Well, hold onto your remotes, because Texas has just taken humor and absurdity to a whole new level. In a baffling move that has left many scratching their heads, state officials have declared a mandatory six-month quarantine for anyone who has ever viewed Will and Grace—yes, the beloved show that brought gay life into the living rooms of America in the ’90s. Governor Greg Abbott has warned that even a few brief moments of Jack McFarland’s antics could charm you into a state of irreversible delight! It’s hard not to chuckle at this twist of irony, isn’t it? Here we are, living in a world where enjoying a sitcom can suddenly make you a public health risk! What’s next, mandatory courses in Yellowstone to rehabilitate those “afflicted” by modern comedy? Only time will tell. But hey, if you want the full scoop on this unbelievable story, check it out here: <a href="https://theonion.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/TexasImplements-NIB-IHAGR.jpg”>LEARN MORE.

AUSTIN, TX—In a drastic new order purportedly aimed at protecting its citizens, Texas state government officials reportedly put into effect a new mandatory six-month quarantine that would apply to anyone who has ever watched Will And Grace. “Anyone who watched Will And Grace, the sitcom that revolutionized the popular depiction of homosexuality in the United States in the mid-to-late 1990’s must undergo a mandatory quarantine period of 183 days,” said Texas Gov. Greg Abbott in an official statement announcing the controversial measure aimed at preventing the statewide spread of dangerous references to refreshingly realistic depictions of gay life and sardonic quips from Karen Walker. “We must all take serious precautions to keep ourselves safe from Will And Grace—even a rerun is capable of doing serious damage. Watching merely 10 seconds of an episode of Will And Grace is enough to be irreversibly charmed by Jack McFarland’s free-spirited confidence.” Abbott added that those who have already been placed in quarantine may qualify for early release by finishing at least two seasons of Yellowstone or Blue Bloods.