“Unwritten Rules and Tensions: JD Vance’s Surprising Clubhouse Reminder Raises Eyebrows”

In a twist that could only be scripted by the universe itself, Vice President JD Vance found himself in a not-so-charming pickle at the illustrious Trump International Golf Club. Picture this: our second-in-command saunters up to the clubhouse—so proud, yet blissfully unaware that he’s about to get the gentle boot from head of guest services, Melanie Cole. As she kindly reminds him that “caddies aren’t allowed in the clubhouse,” one has to wonder—could the real scandal be that a Vice President might just need some common sense more than a caddy’s cap? The imagery here is rich: a VP being mistaken for a caddy, scurrying back to the caddy shack, where the greatest crisis is whether or not to wash your shoes before serving a five-course meal to a club member. And as if that wasn’t a delightful enough twist, there’s even a hint of suspicion that he might be nicking golf pencils. The absurdity is almost too good to be true! To dive deeper into the laughter, check out the full story. LEARN MORE.

WEST PALM BEACH, FL—Finding himself stopped upon entering a building at the Trump International Golf Club, Vice President JD Vance was reportedly reminded by a staff member Tuesday that caddies are not allowed in the clubhouse. “Sir, sir, you can’t go in there,” said head of guest services Melanie Cole, gently taking the vice president by the elbow and escorting him back out the front door. “We can’t have caddies scrounging for tips around the dining area. If you’re looking for a restroom or somewhere to wash off your shoes, you’ll find everything you need in the caddy shack down the road. And the host stand will radio if you’re needed by a club member, all right? Now I don’t want to see you in here again, or we’ll have to dock your pay.” Cole added privately that she suspected Vance was the one stealing golf pencils.