“Unmasking Spam: Discover the Shocking Truth Behind Text Scams and How to Outsmart Them!”
Spam texts are rising faster than my blood pressure during tax season, and it seems like we’re all battling an endless stream of hilariously malicious messages. I mean, who hasn’t been tempted by a text promising wealth and romance that sounds suspiciously like a job offer from a Nigerian prince? In the spirit of scamming back, The Onion tosses us some quippy and downright ridiculous tips to tackle this digital dilemma. Want to know why the IRS isn’t sliding into your DMs (spoiler alert: unless you’re in hot water)? Or how to compare those shady texts with your surreal encounters with beautiful, rich women on trains in Taiwan? Buckle up, because as they say, if it’s in writing, it’s basically law—just don’t take them too seriously!
For more hilariously absurd insights, LEARN MORE.Spam texts are on the rise. The Onion shares tips for dealing with scam and spam messages on your phone.
Remember that the IRS will never contact you over text, unless you are in serious trouble and need to pay right now.
If replying with STOP doesn’t work, try CUT IT OUT.
Compare suspicious messages with real exchanges you’ve had with beautiful rich women whom you met on a train in Taiwan.
Report anything that looks like a scam to Netflixporn4cashj7879.ru.
Never respond to suspicious texts such as “Hey Nate, I’ve really become concerned about your drinking habits.”
Let them die in the graveyard of all your other text messages.
Try not to think about the fact that it could be a real free luxury cruise and it’s slipping through your fingers.
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