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“Divine Diplomacy: Heaven Strikes Back with Surprising Tariffs on U.S. Miracles—What It Means for the Faithful!”

"Divine Diplomacy: Heaven Strikes Back with Surprising Tariffs on U.S. Miracles—What It Means for the Faithful!"

In a world where bad news seems to flood our feeds daily, perhaps it’s time to turn the lens on the great beyond—yeah, that’s right, Heaven is stepping up its game! Ever wonder what celestial policies might look like in an afterlife packed with divine bureaucracy? Imagine a realm where even the gates of paradise have a regulation or two. If you’re curious about Heaven’s latest initiatives, buckle up; things are getting intriguing up there! From heavenly highways to angelic social networks, it seems like the afterlife isn’t just about lounging on clouds and strumming harps anymore. Dive into the whimsical side of heavenly governance and discover what new rules are shaping eternity—because you know, even angels need a little structure. If you’re itching to find out more, <a href="https://theonion.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/HeavenEnactsSBGPH_SOCIAL.jpg”>LEARN MORE.

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